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Also referred to as "charvers" and "wankers", chavs make no decisions as lone people. They only work in packs of "chav-tastic herds". They first developed as a species around three years ago, and since have reproduced ferociously to become the most common form of human scum in the UK. To witness the shocking effects of this wave of filth, go to any town centre, street or bus shelter between the hours of 5pm and 9pm. After 9pm, the streets become safe again as the chavs are called in by their parents to go to bed. "Rock hard chavs", indeed. Chavs are distinguished by the brands Fred Perry, Burberry and especially Berghaus. Beware! Chavs think that these brands are awesome and that trousers are meant to be tucked into their socks. If a fight with a chav seems likely, do not worry. There need to be about 20 chavs to equal man without sight, hearing and arms. It's also worth noting that if your reply to "I'll fucking spark you out, you queer goth cunt" is "OK then.", they will likely run away. Their best-known hobbies are smoking, drinking (Lambrini) and shouting attempted insults at random strangers whom they could not actually hurt if the stranger stood still and the chav had a chainsaw. So, bravo chavs. You are now OFFICIALLY the scum of the world.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Word on front, definition on back
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I SHIT IN THIS MUG SO MANY TIMES. Very cool

Maged H.Apr 12

I literally broke it 10 minutes after opening the package while showing it off. Now my bussy mug is held together with super glue

Kyle H.Apr 12
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I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right

Weiner B.Apr 10

Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣

Ocean Apr 10

I would eat this mug, no hesitation

AssAndBalls P.Apr 7

Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah

I love it when my definition gets merchApr 7

So dope.

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Its insane

Jimmy B.Apr 5

We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye

rick a.Apr 5

Just as expected, high quality

Stephen B.Apr 4
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I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)

Ben D.Apr 3

Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.

Joseph S.Apr 3
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Fuck your mugs and your tees

Fran M.Apr 3

Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.

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good service, delivery time was quick

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Review by Patty M.

I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.

Patty M.Mar 31
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Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.

Scott S.Mar 30
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My dad hated it🤣

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Review by Heidi A.

This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.

Heidi A.Mar 29
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Great ordering experience..good quality

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