Chav

This is the incorrect spelling that the cockneys made up. The correct spelling and pronunciation is charv. It originated from charver or charva which was the gypsie name (reason for big hoop earrings) for small child in newcastle {geordieland). Since the time when this was all it meant the definition of charv has changed completely. A charv is now a person who: If A Girl: Wears foundation so thick it makes their skin orange Wears large hooped earrings Has their hair tied back so tightly that it gives them a home-made facelift Loads of "Bling" Usually has a pram or stroller of some sort {or a bump}{or both} If A Boy: Hooped Earing in atleast one ear Walks like hes crapped himself Both: Wears Burberry Caps Wears Burberry Scarfs Wears Tog 24s, Berghaus or Fred Perry Wears Rock Ports Usually smokes (fags or dope) Talk Out the side of their mouth, often missing of letters Is usually totally mortal {or in the case of wanna-bes fakes being totally mortal i.e. Beau Jay} Thinks they are better than everyone Usually are on dole (not that evri1 who is is necessarily a charv)(needlessly on dole that is) You may get the impression from this that all charvs are evil but this is not the case. There are a small minority of charvs that do actually have souls and although they are evil to most uncharv people are kind and respectful to the uncharvs (and their m8z) that they have known for a long time. Don't get this wrong though MOST charvs are evil! There are only SOME that hav souls! If you see a charv DO NOT look directly at them they may interprete this as ainvitation for a fight. The following onversation showsa real discussion between two normal people and three mortal charvs on the metro (both of which had flouresant orange skin: