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1. adj., having the quality of a lie or an otherwise fallacious account, especially when told as if it were true. 2. n., a fallacious account or outlandish tale delivered under the pretense of truth. 3. v., to give a fallacious account or outlandish tale with the pretense of presenting factual data. 4. n., adj., some fake-ass color that some purport to be either an u-g-l-y yellow or a green which resembles a freshly cut lawn, after it has been regurgitated by a family pet. 5. n., a French liqueur; it was a favorite of author/pioneer/mad genius Hunter S. Thompson.