Charles E

1. A middle-aged man, generally of french/canadian descent (or of any descent but known for being a back-stabbing, ignorant bastard) who expends more time and energy avoiding work by filing fraudulent disability and workers' comp claims than the energy it would take to actually work a full-time job. 2. A man who has been out of work for so long that boredom and inactivity has resulted in him developing homosexual pedophilia. He masturbates and dreams of molesting little boys. A Charles E differs from "white trash" in that he portrays himself as moral, friendly, descent and "victimized" in public but behind closed doors,is generally abusive and a world-class asshole to his many kids and wife. To be classified a "Charles E", one must spend no less than 6 total months collecting workers' comp, disability or either combined with welfare. A Charles E usually smokes heavily and has some minimum skill level or trade experience but is too lazy to work. A Charles E can not help to blame those closest to him for his bad "lot in life" and is genetically unwilling and incapable to take any responsibility.