Changing Station

chang⋅ing⋅sta⋅tion cheynj-ing-stey-shuhn -noun • Any precious/generally awkward situation that one finds themselves in, usually resulting in either a throw-down by one or both involved parties or a great debate. Changing Stations are almost always doomed and/or destined to burn a bridge(s). • Note: A person can both open a changing station or shut one down, not unlike the literal changing stations found in the restrooms of truck stops, usually identified by a Koala or marsupial equivalent. • Note: Changing stations can happen both in person, but very often open and/or close on one's Facebook Wall, or social network equivalent. Origin: Witty Gays, Fag Hags, and Fag Stags... Note: Being elaborate in one's description of a changing station is vital, for example • A Messy Changing Station • Ripping open a changing station • Shutting a Changing Station so fast, one's fingers gets caught in it • A changing station left hanging by the hinges