champion cunt
a no-fucks given cunt who wins at all costs. Typical signs that someone is a champion cunt include: -doing aerobic exercise every fucking day with no excuses not to get it fucking in -going to bed before 10 every fucking night -smashing in at least 5 liters of water a day -they're an aggressive vegan cunt who doesn't give a fuck about being judged by first-world nonvegan pansies who can't even run around the fucking block -smashing out youtube videos every day, even if it's just a video talking about megalodon sharks while wearing a vegan tshirt -has a vasectomy cos there are too many fucking orphans as it is -if the champion cunt is male, his balls will typically be the size of watermelons -if the champion cunt is female, typically well-trained in the noble art of ballbusting
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