Catha
A woman that couldn’t be more different than a Catharina. As soon as she gives any insight into her bright and positive inside, you will get to know her silly and playful being, nobody could resist falling in love with. The smallest glimpse of her delicately sweet smile is enough, to be enchanted. Not to mention the flattering appearance, she catches everyone’s attention with. Below eyes as blue as the sky on a sublime summer day, her soft lips give way to shining rows of ivory teeth and a tongue capable of fabricating the most beautiful of words. Even lower down lay the hugging devices, two wonderful arms that work out as a shield against any kind of sadness. She’s full of joy and energy, that she wants to share with anybody that’s important to her. No matter if you’re her family, friend or lover. She will always be there to cheer you up, even on days that she would be in need of love and attendance, Catha still finds the strength to enlighten others of their sorrow. The prejudice-free, generous, attentive, morally pure, justice-loving, autonomous, forgiving and humble girl you know, deserves more than just the world. Spend your energy on giving ALL of the love back she expends on you. Because Catha needs it, even if she wouldn’t admit being a little bit kitschig, she has to be hugged about 12x a day, kissed 15x, cuddled 22x and be told that she is the queen of your world 5x a day, to guarantee a maximum of happiness.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
best mug every i get to wake up every morning to sip out of my sexy lama mug
I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
briliant buy great gift for my grandkid! love it!
This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
best mug ever spittin nothin but fax
i fucking hate your mugs and shirts
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