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A cat is a furry creature, with claws. Can get annoyed if you stroke him/her too much. Cats can attack dogs, and cats are faster than dogs. Cats are the best hunters, no wonder, they have the best sense of smell, sight and hearing ever, and are really silent. They can run very fast, and if there was a dog after them, cats can do things dogs cant. A cat can climb trees, whereas dogs dont have claws that sharp. Cats know how to escape dogs, and sometimes even scare them off. To escape, they just walk on the fences, climb the trees until they are at their catflap. The dog is probably in the way, so the cat launches himself/herself off the fence, jumps onto the dog, and into the catflap. Mine does anyway. To scare them off, cats have very sharp 'fangs', and their claws beat all! Cats have special moves in attacks, not just the boring old scratching and biting. Curl Up Move: The cat curls up, waiting for the dog to come. As soon as the dog is close, the cat is ready and starts shredding the dog up, scraping the dog with his/her feet, tearing the dog up with his/her front claws, also biting with the mouth and hissing. Combo Scratch: The cat jumps from the fence onto the dog, and starts using his/her claws to rip up the dog. The Painful Move: The cat gets out his/her claws, leaps at the dog's face from some object like a fence, and claws the dog up. People think that bigger creatures are ALWAYS better, but its not true.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great customer service and was a fun surprise for an inside joke to a coworker. 😊
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