Casey Mug
A Casey is someone to love very dearly. All or nothing as a Casey use to say. She never fails to touch the deepest most sacred part I hold dearly to me, my heart. She makes me laugh like no other and maybe because of that contagious laugh, or maybe that wit of hers and maybe it's even that fact that she makes me very happy. She gives this look that can warm even the coldest of hearts and strip you off from all bondage. She inspires me like no one else does. She walked into my life about half a decade ago, she grabbed a hold of me, shook me, threw me, spun me around and kissed me down to earth and never let go. Hold on to her very closely cause that next thing you know she's gone. Don't hurt one cause they'll never forget it. In fact, that'll lead them to pull their guard up. A Casey is a fine creature to the the pout of her lips and that sexy ass grin, to the those lovely hips and all the way down to her purple toes. Pay attention to her and pay even more attention to the little thin gs she does. Especially the twinkle in her eyes when she gets so into whatever it is that is coming out of her smart ass mouth. She's thoughtful when it counts but shaky if and when she feels a slight a tremble down her spine. Love her, want her but you can't hold on to her because what a Casey does is self explained by the name itself. I love her, I want her, and yet I can't have her.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
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