Cardinal Wiseman Sixth Form Mug
An antisocial sixth form part of a roman catholic school located in Greenford, West London. Here pupils are assigned to friendship groups which they must stick with throughout the school day as groups don't mix, regardless of whether they actually like the people in their group. This is so that they don't face zero human interaction in the day. In this sixth form the younger year 12s are dictated by a bipolar Irish woman who is half the size of the average pupil and ensures there is silence during study periods, further supporting the antisocial agenda of the school. The pupils are divided into two categories and this is evident when looking at the demographic of the playground's sections. The higher part of the playground consists of basic teenagers going through a-levels who are too prestige to communicate with fellow pupils they have never spoken to before, while the bottom half of the playground is made up of coloured hair students with piercings that all do sociology and identify as a telescope. At lunch students are given the freedom to roam the streets of Greenford only to realise that 80% of the food options are chicken shops who most likely serve dead pigeons they've found in the area. During this break they will contemplate whether they'll enjoy a warm meal but face having diarrhoea when reaching home, or settle for a Tesco meal deal only to hear their belly rumble half an hour into period 4.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.