Captain Kickass Mug
Quite Probably the most kickass super hero ever. In his right hand, he has a rocket launcher that shoots exploding chainsaws, and his left he uses for everything except using the chainsaw rocket launcher gun thing. He is a bald black man with a slight beard, and doesn't bother wearing a costume. It is said that he once walked into a hospital and in just 9 months the hospital overflowed with the nurses mixed babies. He eats lesser superheros for breakfast, like superman and wolverine, and shits out people like aquaman. His pet is a three headed fire breathing dog named Cerberus. Captain kickass Single-handedly took on Raptor jesus and Robot Hitler at the same time. He shaves with a steak knife. Fact's about captain kickass 1. He's kickass 2. He's not actually a captain, he is mo..w3ephp;hui9 3. He just killed the man who was previously writing this article. 4. He went to prison once, and a man named Bubba tried to have his way with him. They still haven't gotten the stains off of the floor. 5. He had gone to jail for manslaughter. It was actually just the first time he had sex. 6. Those pictures of bigfoot are actually of captain kickass. he just forgot to shave. 7. He once decapitated a man with a rusty spork for pronouncing Tupac as "two-pack". 8. He stabbed a tyrannosaurus Rex with his penis once, and one month later, a man emerged from the carcass. His name is Chuck Norris.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
I use this mug for my lean. Ironic shit am I right
Hi Cool mug! Really great and mad me lol when I saw the definition! 🤣
I would eat this mug, no hesitation
Hell yeah My definition as merch. Hell yeah
So dope.
Its insane
We're no strangers to love You know the rules and so do I A full commitment's what I'm thinking of You wouldn't get this from any other guy I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it And if you ask me how I'm feeling Don't tell me you're too blind to see Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give, never gonna give (Give you up) We've known each other for so long Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it Inside we both know what's been going on We know the game and we're gonna play it I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling Gotta make you understand Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye
Just as expected, high quality
I bought the ratty bratty mug. I love it such a STROng message! :)
Better than advertised! Colors and text were exactly as shown on website. Quality cup also. Very happy.
Fuck your mugs and your tees
Cup is for a good friend. I haven’t given it to her yet but if she’s excited as I am, she’s gonna love it thanks guys.
good service, delivery time was quick
I LOVE my mug! It's such a meaningful way to remember a word my Dad "coined" When I was a child. I am very pleased.
Holy Cow, when I ordered the mug I mistakenly googled flenching instead of fetching! My wife and German Shepard compete in AKC canine agility competition and our German Shepherd won the fetching competition. To surprise her I thought I bought her a fetching coffee mug, needless to say I’m now living in Hotel 6.
My dad hated it🤣
This is the coolest Anspaugh mug that ever existed.
Great ordering experience..good quality
8.3 cm diameter? I hardly know her
The day this mug entered my life, my depression was cured, I won the lottery, my dad came back from the dead, and my mum started loving me, motto beg but if you rub the mug 3 times a genie WIll grant you 69 wishes (I wished for more mugs 69 times)