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A typical Cambodian American Princess: Extremely moody, super secretive, mid-high maintenance (could absolutely look like shit and seem to wear the same crap if extremely depressed, can last up to months or even a whole year in extreme situations, often because for ONCE, they couldn't have it their way or because of their forever arising dark family secrets), plays every instrument you can think of, but isn't great at any of them, they're allergic to makeup..Still, many still wear it. spoiled rotten by their parents who either owns a chain of doughnut shops, Chinese food restaurants, does "business" overseas in Asia, flips houses or buys and rents out houses, or all of the above. These girls are annoyingly smart but will do horrid in school on purpose to get attention from her absent parents. Ditches school every other day, unfortunately they are still able to pass their classes with ease (most often because they're teachers pets anyways). Often needy in relationships with their older boyfriends, who they secretly hate because their parents approve of them, and they are the biggest teases you'll ever meet. The relationship lasts as long as his wallet does. Although, if she genuinely likes him, the relationship will run on her dime, but she will soon get bored of him anyway and make him cry like a two year old girl. Btw, these girls rarely date out of their Asian race. Occasionally she will bring home a barang (Khmer for "non-asian") male, most likely a white guy who goes to the same med school. Again, she will toss him out like yesterday's trash before he gets the chance to see through her superficial facade. Cappys wont be caught dead hanging out with ugly people or somebody poor; on the bright side, because they have daddy as their own personal bank, they are generous with their cash to all their friends; too bad these snobs won't even look at you if you don't drive a BMW, a Lexus, or a Benz. You will often see the teen/high school Cappys wearing brands such as; Juicy Couture, Abercrombie, Volcom, Obey, American Apparel, Hard Tail, Triple Five Soul, Rock and Republics, Banana Republic, Seven for All Mankind jeans, etc. Truly depends on how far the Cappy is in training and what scene they are into. Basically, all brand name shit, and they only wear it because it's brand name shit. The college/in their 20's Cappys will absolutely not leave the house without their Vuitton, Chanel, Dior, Prada, Michael Kors, Dooney, Coach, Gucci, Juicy Couture, or Fendi handbags Their attitude: Queen of all BITCHES to those who are out of their circle; but the best friend you could ever have if you're "in" --Has a wide variety of friends from all races, except, they have to be rich, cool, and popular. Their motto--If you ask, I still won't tell (super secretive part) *Lifestyle: Usually wealthier than they let out to be, because I'd hate to admit it, but they are actually humble and grateful.... Nonetheless, these Cappys are spoiled to the core -- but this is only because their sorry excuse as parents are never home and buys them anything they want to make up for their absence, also, they never get a home cooked meal, and holidays for CAPs is just another day, but a billion times worst and lonelier. *Relationships: Majority are Virgins for the sake of being virgins. Biggest tease on the face of this universe. OR Sluts like they went to a special school to be slutty. (again to get parents attention) 85:15 Ratio ----- Personal Life : Very disturbing, cold, shady, dark past. If you're unfortunate enough to have a CAP open up to you, you can either believe it or not, doesn't change the fact that it's all true. Bottom line, Cappys are gorgeous yet ugly, and they are rare. There are only a handful of them. But when you do meet one, others are sure to be close by. So beware.

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The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
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Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs

roserie m.Jun 30

Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot

Hamza L.Jun 30

Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug

Sacrewd B.Jun 30

Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.

Death Z.Jun 29

I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.

Hugh J.Jun 29

I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you

iygugkuy j.Jun 29

my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.

Annabelle S.Jun 28

it was great 💀

💀 �.Jun 28

Gave it to my girl, she loved it.

Stephen S.Jun 28

Best mug I have ever had

Bob B.Jun 28

love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!

michael m.Jun 27

WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY

Jenny P.Jun 27

WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!

Jenny P.Jun 27

I got morb’d

Morbiu S.Jun 27

This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!

kill m.Jun 26

This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled

Doop S.Jun 26
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Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!

Fay D.Jun 25
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Smaller than I expected for the price.

Susan .Jun 25
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i use my mug for sperm donation

QuandaleJun 24

10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?

Mike O.Jun 24

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