capitalist

A member of a belief system, whose sole commandment is the collection and idolization of personal wealth, usually but not limited to the form of US dollars. Capitalists believe that the right to increase one's wealth, and purchase any type of item, is sacred and highly offensive to infringe upon. Capitalism is also the highly complex social phenomenon that spawns from this initial mindset. Capitalism's most prominent appearance is as the state religion of the United States and its satellites. Although strictly enforced by intelligence agencies, any form of major upset against the system is highly unlikely. Technically, the US constitution forbids state religion, which could make its enforcement illegal, however, the vast majority of the human population does not classify capitalism as a religion.