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The girls sure get lucky with dirty rednecks of all sizes. If she's really lucky, she gets with a pale white wigger who's never experienced real gang shit yet listens to to tupac thinking he's a boss. He's never been in a fight before, yet he listens to songs about knocking a bitch out. He listens to songs about pussy, weed and money. But he's such a loser he only gets the one in the middle (weed) he has a penis like one of these --> A) its small B) he doesn't trim C) its crooked D) its erectily dysfunctional E) or all of the above. They think they're hot shit? Nawwwww Ladies do yourselves a favor. Get with a decent looking nerd. In about 10 years you will be happily married, have a nice house, great money, and a few well taken care of kids. Sluts, get with a douchebag loser who looks good now and is too cool for school. In about 10 years, that bloated ass beer belly will snap his buttons off his shirt, and he will disrespect and beat the living hell out of you and spend his days drinking beer and going out to the bar with his buddies and getting luck with some tramp. You'll have already popped out 6 kids who hate your guts for giving them the shittiest home life possible. Don't worry thought. In about a year, he will have already left you for some broad he met last month that he snuck around with behind your back every night he was 'working late' This life will be fine for you if you're fine with the fact that swag isn't going to pay your bills in about 10 years.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
Pissah!
nice.
Sent this to my crush now she has a restraining order on me!!!
Without this mug, my life was but a series of painful unfortunate events. Since it has come into my life, love has followed, joy has followed and dishonour has been disavowed. Sincerely. From the bottom of my heart. Thank you. Please keep up the good work and I hope everyone will find joy as I have one day.
I love the Duh Big Red Truck so much that I have a tattoo. So does my best friend. We’re in our 60s. Woot woot!
my mom (Mia) loves the mug you made it is amazing you made her day #girlboss
I love da gooning mug. now i know how to goon and i can goon with my cool new gooner friends !
We really like our cup!!!
Just as described. Excellent packaging. Timely shipping. No problems here. Thanks!
Just wish it could have had a little more of the text on the mug, but otherwise it's great. What a clever marketing idea to be able to get this on t-shirts and mugs.
I spent the money and directly sent this to be the pettest person ever to a person who was doing this to me. It was awesome
It’s a sturdy ceramic mug. A little pricey, IMO, but I really wanted this definition on a mug. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Just what is needed for someone’s desk during the pandemic and beyond when they have to “MacGuyver” to make things happen.
Best purchase of my life, it's all downhill from here!
The Urban Dictionary offers one-of-a-kind products in its Coffee Mugs if you want to purchase something interesting. A bit off-center and not the norm. This is the place to be. Customer service is responsive to your query when asking a question. All Good.
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
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