Canada's History

An eight step sexual tango. 1. Hang your clothes on a set of moose antlers. 2. Drink an entire bottle of maple syrup. 3. Find a partner named Stanley. 4. While laying on your back, gentle arouse said moose with your feet. say encouraging things like, "I betcha dat feels good, eh?" 5. Have Stanley tuck the Moose's penis under his armpit while you poke around him and see whats going on in the bird. 6. Puke up your maple syrup and use it as a lubricant to toss the shit out of Stanley's salad. 7. Improvise. 8. You, the moose, and Stanley should all nut in a cup, this cup goes to Stanley who replaces the used up maple syrup.