Canada's History

Also known as "The Beaver" was originally any sex act which incorporated the remains of a land mammal and an organic based lubricant, however it has more recently been more specifically defined by conservative enthusiast as the act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup and human excrement then dipping moose antlers, dead or living though dead is more common, into the said mixture then inserting them into the anus of sexual partners while mutually performing oral sex. While generally considered "safe" it is not recommended to those under the age of 65 years old due to its unusually high mortallity rate and less common but confirmed cases of spontaneous growth of extra sex organs especially in hermaphodites.