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A sexual game involving two or more people, where the parties involved mutually insert pieces of hockey equipment into the anal cavity. The game is played on a point system, where different pieces of equipment are worth different points. For example, a puck is worth 5 points and a hockey stick is worth 3 points for every inch that the receiving partner can insert into the anal cavity. If any participant is able to insert an entire goalie mask into the cavity, that person is automatically declared the winner. Notes: Personal lubricant is allowed for this game, as long as all partners are using equal amounts, and as long as the lubricant is maple syrup. In Canada, the game is usually played with music from the band Rush and taped skits from the show SCTV playing in the background.