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In response to Greenburg(Post # 53) I'd have to say you just made yourself look like a complete dumbass. Although the first post had somethings wrong, he also had many correct facts about Canada. 1-Smarties are the Bomb. M&Ms arent all that great. Fuck you for thinking otherwise. 2-Crispy Crunch are pretty gross. Coffee Crisp is right awesome. 3-Canadian and American football are both gay. 4-Who gives a fuck about Baseball. 5-Native American isnt a country. They were a group of people who live(d) in Canada. 6-Hockey, well, we all agree is right fucking sweet. Although the Leafs suck and always will suck. It's been 40 some years people. It's time to let go. 7-Basketball is American. But it doesnt matter cause it's boring anyways. 8-Syrup isnt the only food made in Canada. Poutines are an example. 9-I work at Tim Hortons and to prove it doesnt suck, we have 3 Tims in a town with a population of 17 000. That's a lot. 10-It was a war. Big deal. 11-Canada did actually fight, but you wouldnt know that because schools in the US dont teach hardly anything about Canada. 12-Pretty much the same. 13-Canadians dont go to war over stupid things; therefore, a bar fight would be considered a civil war to a few people. 14-Plaid is killer. 15-We arent poor. We have no need to carry guns as our country is safer than most. 16-On the contrary. Americans cut down many trees for a living. What do you think they do to trees before they build houses and buildings? 17-You're extremely stupid if you think velcro was the only thing we invented. We did indeed invent ski-doos, jet-skis, velcro, zippers, insulin, penicillin, zambonis, the telephone. 18-While being a child growing up in an extremely cold climate(especially in the Winter),it is common to have your tongue or mouth stuck to a metal pole. I am proud to say this has never happened to me. 19-The man who created Superman did have canadian roots. Google it. In the future, I advise you not to be such a dumbass.

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