Menu

Share this page

canada front
Customize

canada

The second largest country in the world by land mass that lies on the northern most part of North America. Population is approx. 31 million. Canada is an officially billingual country where federal government services are offered in English and French. Current Prime Minister is Paul Martin and the Head of State is Queen Elizabeth II. Canada is a former British colony that obtained self-government in 1867 and effective independence in 1931 following the Statute of Westminster. British control of Canada was secured following the victory of General Wolfe over the French forces of Montcalm on the Plains of Abraham outside Quebec city in 1759. The majority of the Canadiaa population is descended from immigrants from the British Isles although it is not politically correct to say so. The french speaking minority that constitutes 30 per cent of the population is concentrated in Quebec, with sizeable populations in Ontario and New Brunswick. Other main immigrant groups are Germans, Italians, Poles, Ukranians, East Indians, and Chinese. Canada has fought in the Boer War, WWI, WWII, Korea, the Gulf War, and even sent troops to the Russian revolution to assist the White/Royalist forces. Despite the military history, Canadians now prefer to view themselves as peacekeepers. Canada's military is now so ancient and neglected I wouldn't trust it to help me across the street, not to mention fight a war. The main cities are Toronto, Montreal, and Vancouver. The capital is Ottawa. 90 per cent of the Canadian population lives within 200 kms of the American border. Most Canadians like to think of themsleves as really different from Americans but it's mainly just a national sham based on a publically funded health care system. Most Canadians also like to view themselves as nice and polite when really it's just an excuse for being boring. American-style flag waiving and patriotism is now ingrained in Canada. This ironically makes Canadians more like Americans when they are in fact trying to be different from them. Ha ha.

Checking text fit...
Text fits
Text may be too long -
Text may be too small -
Checking delivery...
Order in

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Ceramic mug (11 oz)
Printed on-demand just for you
Dishwasher safe
Microwave safe
Word on front, definition on back
Comfortable handle
Every order personally reviewed
636
62
10
1
15

My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling

Penis V.May 27

I've had this mug for over a year now and every single day it watches while I shower. It makes me safe sometimes protects me from the voices. Other times I'm lying on the couch watching judge Judy and eating my hot pickles and the mug becomes angry I feel it approaching me with menacing aura. Next thing I know I'm pooing out pieces of ceramic. Overall, its a great mug but only if you can afford multiple colonoscopy's and extremely invasive anal procedures a year. If you have the money for that THIS IS THE MUG FOR YOU.

Barack M.May 26

This mug has given me a new meaning to wake up everyday. I absolutely adore it and I don’t think my life would be the same if this mug did not exist. A gift from God, truly.

Ryan S.May 26

What a sexy ass mug ヾ(*’O’*)/

Reginald L.May 26

My daughter is a Seinfeld afficianato. She was pleasantly surprised when she opened the package with her Penske File mug. It has the definition of Penske File from the Urban dictionary. Totally worth the price!

Kathryn S.May 26
✓ Verified Purchase

gay mug very spicy

gay b.May 25

The Urban Dictionary is a unique place to find anecdotal memories on all sorts of stuff. Their ongoing communication once your order is placed is excellent. I have put in a significant number of orders recently, and the communication regarding my order status is excellent. I have had one order misplaced in transit. They have contacted me to say that they will get back to me, but to this point, they have not. So, that's a bit of a caveat in my rating. Overall, I would rate their products and customer service as good. I would not hesitate to deal with them in the future. Fill Your Boots with Whatever You Want to Order. Nice job, "Urban Dictionary."

Stephen N.May 24
✓ Verified Purchase

Thank you for sharing this Unique piece of Artwork. You are the only one that offered this. Thank you for the quality service you have provided not only in what you offer but right on to the quality packaging as well. Thanks again - Peggy Hall

Peggy H.May 22
✓ Verified Purchase

My brother Tom became an uncle & urban dictionary created a wonderful uncle Tom mug…

David J.May 22
✓ Verified Purchase

It is special to have a mug that has to do with my dad who invented a word when we were growing up. He passed away last year. Drinking from this mug is like spending time with him.

Marlene M.May 22
✓ Verified Purchase
Review by Daniel B.

Quick turnaround time and good quality merchandise.

Daniel B.May 19
✓ Verified Purchase

very cool kanye for me gave it to my crush and now were dating so yea

tommyMay 19

I bought a Prone mug and i love it its so good imma prone to the bathroom now brb

potato p.May 17

This mug gives my life purpose. It's what I've always said. Patience is a virtue and hard work never betrays. Ever since I was born I've been struck with one misfortune after another, but today it all paid off. I got my own mug, and I use it anywhere and whenever I can! Both of my legs are shattered because to my wife threw me in the middle of traffic and my windpipe is messed up due to me screaming all the way from the crash site to the hospital thanks to the unbearable pain I was feeling. Although even with all that's happened this is still the best day of my life. I suppose the only problem I have is that whenever I happen to look at my cup I get a little too happy. That causes problems because my life support can't handle my exhilaration, haha! I'm just kidding; that was just a little lighthearted joke of mine. I actually cannot afford life support because I spent all of my life savings on this fine piece of pottery. Not to worry though! I can get through the pain with my will and drugs - I mean medication. P.S. There are definitely no ghosts in the mugs. Just wanted to point that out in case someone was worried about that.

Joel K.May 17

I bought two mugs as gifts for coworkers and they were very pleased. The print was clear and concise. Hopefully they last a long time.

Peter A.May 17
✓ Verified Purchase

Ordered a gift for a friend I hope he likes it :)

John G.May 16
✓ Verified Purchase

Mug was well-packed when received. Shipping was timely. The mug was as advertised. Very nice.

Pat P.May 16
✓ Verified Purchase

BEST THING EVER. CUZ YK WHAT!!?!? IT. IS. A. MUG. WITH MY NAME. AND. A COOL DESCRIPTION. ON. IT. I LOVE IT.

GETRC45CG4T X.May 16

Just what I expected! Thank you!

H P.May 16
✓ Verified Purchase

I bought this friggin thing thinking my whole life would change. Guess what? It still sucks! If this friggin thing can't change my life then I don't want it!

Lesko B.May 15

Review Details

Pro Customization

Create unique products with your own words and definitions

Live Preview

Front Preview
Back Preview

Personalize Your Design

Checking text fit...
Text fits
Text may be too long
Text may be too small

Debug: Product Metadata

KeyValue (click to copy)

Return Policy

Made Just For You

Each product is custom-printed with your unique text, making it truly one-of-a-kind.

Defect-Free Guarantee

If your product arrives with printing defects, damage, or quality issues, we'll send you a free replacement.

Custom Orders

Due to the personalized nature of your order, we don't accept returns for change of mind or sizing issues.

Questions about your order? Contact our support team for assistance.

Tap here to close
Swipe to navigate • Pinch to zoom

Share this product

Size Guide

Your Security Matters

Powered by Stripe

Your payment information is encrypted and processed securely by Stripe, trusted by millions of businesses worldwide.

PCI DSS Compliant

Our payment providers meet the highest standards of payment security set by the Payment Card Industry.

Your Data is Protected

Urban Dictionary never stores your credit card details. All transactions are encrypted using industry-standard SSL technology.

Quality Production

Products are made-to-order with quality materials at global facilities to reduce shipping time and environmental impact.

Your trust is our priority. If you have any security concerns, please contact our support team.

Free Shipping Worldwide

Loading shipping information...

No hidden fees, no surprises at checkout

Order Placed

Your custom product joins today's batch if you order in Your custom product joins today's batch

Made On-Demand

Printed at the closest facility to reduce shipping time from facilities in North America, Europe, Asia & Australia

Free Shipping

Your package ships to your door at no extra cost

Delivered

Estimated delivery Arrives in 5-10 business days

Times vary by location. Products are custom-made to reduce waste.

🤖

Shopping Assistant

AI-generated responses. Verify claims.
Conversations may be monitored.