Callisa Mug
1) Literally magic. Like Gandalf, but a girl. :) An old soul, the kind of person you only meet once in your life. 2) Doesn't crush on everyone, but once she does, she falls HARD. Has a soft spot for guys with names that start with J or N 3)Around 5ft 7, brown hair with strawberry blonde highlights, and green eyes. Has always wanted freckles 4 1/2)loves her family and friends, would Literally journey across Middle Earth to save them. 5)Loves musicals and the arts in general, would like to think she can sing. Can crack a good joke, only when you least expect it. Is low key in love with a baby grand piano. 3)Very peripatetic, and carries a notebook everywhere she goes. "Loves Jesus and her boyfriend too" Has gone beyond building castles in Spain only to find herself building entire worlds and languages in her imagination. J.R.R. Tolkein is most likely her inspiration. Given to random spouts of information and outlets for her addiction to the Victorian Era, mysteries, tea, and writing 7)Has a horrible memory, loves to be right. Like most girls, she's s insecure about her height, looks, and weight. surprisingly strong for a girl, addicted to running 5ks, relay races, and throwing Javelin. 8)Dreams Big, but loves home.. Loves Well, ut knows how to sling a good sarcastic comment, Feels Deeply but doesnt cry a whole bunch 9)Quite eccentric, would be wildly intelligent if she wasn't so habitually stupid
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Cole m's girlfriend loved this mug we have an uncontrollable love for eachother

Easy to order and packaged well!!
It's an amazing product!
The mug is a lot of fun and arrived as promised! Thank you
Just what we ordered, arrived in perfect condition, arrived on time! Excellent!
So fun! Looks just like I expected. I like that I could edit the mug to say what I want.
got one for Cole M.'s mother, she loved it! Best mediocrely- timed sex ever!!!
The mug is beautiful and I love it! Thank you for having a handle large enough for a man to hold onto! ♥️
Mug printed nicely. Great gift idea.
Really great! Your custom mugs are amazing and hilarious
lit af my name is Frey and the def isnt true but its so great
Cole M. got me one for my birthday, fastest sex ever
Cole M. got this for me. best sex of my life.
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
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