califaztlan Mug
Pertaining to the south western states that originally were part of mexico. california, texas, nevada, etc. Aztlan is an unofficial map of what some believe was once occupied by the aztecs at one point. aztecs were known to be nomads at one time in search of the promised land were they would build their empire.the sign they were looking for was an eagle perched on a cactus killing a snake.After about 200 years of search they found their sign in what is now known as mexico city.the only problem was that the land was surraunded by water and swamp land. But it was the sign so they built anyways.So the reason we mexicans identify with the aztecs even though there were other empires and tribes is because mexico is an aztec word our flag wears an important aztec symbol in it. Although the south west was taken by whities we mexicans have always been here it does not matter what south western native tribe you are from at one point we were all considered mexican. Mexicans were always here from SAN DIEGO to SACRAMENTO from TEXAS (by the way tejas has an x because of the naguatel the aztec dialec)to Utah.We were here before most of the whities who came here for the gold rush years and wwII.from the midwest bringing with them their hatred towards brown skin. Their decendants are from Europe and they are not of Indian decent. So rightfully we belong here but legally we don't so they call some our people illegals.
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this is my new piss mug
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I got this for my dad but he didn’t want it so he just gave it to me. Ever since I took it back my life has been the greatest it’s ever been. I asked my other dad if he wanted but he said no too. Oh well, I get to enjoy this product for myself more.
It was the greatest mug I've ever ordered :skullll
This mug has made me so happy. This is more than I could have ever wanted in life.
My friend loved it.!!
I like it, but not a lot. Also, the mugs are overpriced.
i luv it! great quality and actually the same hight as mossoflife!
Loved it, my co-workers liked the mug.
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
This mug looks great! I love it!
I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.