Caleb
Not Fake.Hair is brown.Has braces.Is far from perfect.Has the most beautiful brown eyes you have ever seen.You could get lost in his eyes.Doesn't try to hide his flaws.Seems like the most open person you'll ever meet.He's not.Has his deep dark secrets that he tells to very few people.Has a hard time trusting and when you break his trust he won't forgive you.If you f with him you're gunna get it.Doesn't think he's loved.Is always looking for the person who won't leave him.Has a dark past that haunts him to this day.RARELY lets anyone in.His past stops him from loving and usually causes him heartache.Has problems with depression,everyone can tell.Wears long sleeves because he doesn't want you to see them.Is usually written off as annoying.Really cares for you if he is sweet.If Caleb is your friend, don't disappoint him, he is worth every moment.Has trouble dealing with all the shit people throw at him, but he tries not to let it get to him.Likes when people care about him and likes spending time with his friends,but doesn't want to get too close.Is deathly afraid of getting hurt again.Doesn't want you to get hurt either.If he lets you in,don't screw up like I did.Usually found listening to depressing music to drown out the faults in his life.He fakes his smile but you know he's dying inside and he won't let you help him.He's thought about doing the unthinkable,to take the pain of his life away,too many times to count.Wants Happiness.staystronglittlefighterthingswillgetbrighter
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I really like this mug. It’s quite bizarre and helps me live a quiet life in my small town of Morioh, Japan.
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This mug saved my life from spiraling down a deep dark path.
Great present for my wife, she uses it all the time, and it's her to a T.
I love it. High quality. Just as I had hoped.
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I have a crippling addiction to these mugs, i have 459
This mug is wonderful it’s so funny and I gave it to the kid that made the Definition and he started dying laughing
War. War Never Changes. War, war never changes. In the year 1945, my great-great grandfather, serving in the army, wondered when he get to go home to his wife and the son he never see. He got his wish, when the U.S. ended WWII by dropping an atomic cloud on Hiroshima and Nagasaki. The world awaited Armageddon, instead, something miraculous happened. We began to use atomic energy as a nearly limitless source of power. People enjoyed luxury once thought in the realm of science fiction. Domestic robots, fusion powered cars, portable computers. Then, in the 21st century, people awoke from the American dream. Years of consumption led to the shortages of every major resource. The entire world unraveled. Peace became a distant memory. It is now the year 2077, and we stand on the brink of total war, and I am afraid, for myself, for my wife, for my infant son, because if my time in the army taught me one thing; is that war, war never changes.
Excellent satire - didn't see comments to that end, so find it hard to fathom if most readers, in turn, didn't laugh out loud, and say so. But apparently not.
I am gonna buy it and give it to my nine year old brother
Super Funny Mug 😂
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This mug made me to from a Level 1 Crook to Level 100 Mafia Boss instantly. I ascended to the heavens above when it came to the door and God himself told me "your a boss now cuh" and i descended feeling very powerful. Next thing I knew everyone loved me. However 4/5 stars because now I have too many fans and one is holding me hostage.... help
The mug is awesome, the yellow color is great but green is also good, the scream mug is the best mug in my entyre live!!! I can't imagine my life without this mug, i cant stop buing it.... I have like 30 mugs every color in this site and also i'm ordered a new one, please help me.
It is amazing I was having a bad day and I read this. My name is Evan and this made me happy
This mug made me horny.
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