Cages
Yeah, this is going to be like a whole cage series thing. God "... And aren't you cute? Yesh you are! Oh yesh you are! Hujabuja!" Lucifer "What in the hell are you... WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE!?" 😱 God "Yeah! This orb got some montsers on it dawg! It pretty good!" 😁 Lucifer "How in the hell did this HAPPEN!?" God "Well, there were a bunch of these, like, algae type things and they, like, hyper-oxidized the atmosphere and then there were a bunch of single celled organisms." Lucifer 😑 Single celled organisms?.... Like a sperms?..." God 😳 "What!? Um, er... Nowhywouldyousaythat!? They aren't a... sperms!" Lucifer 😨 "UGH AW FUCK YOU FUCKED IT YOU BASTARD! YOU FUCKED THE ORBS!" God "Nonononononono! I... They just... Appeared! Look at em. They're turning into stuff." Lucifer "What is WRONG with you!? What is this!? What IS that!?" God "Oh, yeah... It's like a teeth monster... It floats around in the goo and it, like, munches stuff, man... It's pretty sick." Lucifer "What does it munch? What does it DO? and what about the rest of them?" God "Um... Well... They're all basically teeth monsters and what they do is.... Um... eat... each other..." Lucifer ".......... Say that again..." God "They eat each other...." Lucifer "Oh, man! That's... That is... WOW man.... And that's it? They just... Eat each other?" God "Well... Yeah I mean... What else are they going to do? Make a bunch of orbs?"
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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Great idea to be able to offer this quality mug. I wish it would have come with the full text including examples listed on Urban Dictionary but I do love the mug. Just bought my 2nd one. Packaging is duarable and perfect for rough transit.
¡Soy profesora de español y lo voy a usar en mi clase en la universidad!
I wish the text on the back wasn’t so small—if I had to order it over again I would’ve inquired as to whether the words could be enlarged so it filled up more of the “white space” on the back
You guys are fantastic! Will continue to do business with you. Thank you so very much.
Now I have a UD mug! Good quality, nice printing, great definition!
Your company did an excellent job with our order. The beautiful mug with our son's word and definitions arrived in perfect shape, thanks to your outstanding box design! I have never seen a box so cleverly made. I cannot bring myself to recycle it;). The mug will be enjoyed for years to come. Many Thanks, Deborah Crosley Holland and Michael Holland
Got this mug for my daughter and she was taken a back. I explained to her why it was funny, but she didn't seem to understand. Its been a few days since my daughter has talked to me. I'm positive she loves it! I'm hoping to hear from her soon :)
Arrived before my daughter’s birthday, which was good. Not chipped or cracked, so that was good, too. Ichabod Crane looked good on the ferra color.
Looks great. Made a cool gift. Quick shipping!
It holds liquid, very good
I use it to catch my cum
the mug is really durable, my parents beat me with it and it doesnt break
Love this mug, I like to use it to defecate in which I then feed to my family. 5 stars.
Quick shipping and awesome hysterical product!
I fucked with it for months before i finally ate it.
Great mug! Got a homo mug for a friend's birthday and he adored it. :)
love it
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The thing is amazing. Also everything on the back is true!
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