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A guy who is chill and funny in a sort of commenty way. Very laid back. Smart as a person, he looks really thinky all the time it makes you wonder whats going on in his head. Hes different and seems more real than everyone around him. He wears pretty casual clothes has a curvy back thing like it slants at this one point and his shirt hangs loosely on him. Hes not what most girls would be OMGing about but hes not unattractive at all. His hair is dark and his voice is deep he has thick eyebrows and has sort of an 'I dont care' aura about him. Hes not shy but hes not totally out there either, more like he says something if it seems important or funny enough. Hes tall like 5'9 and average weight. Not tan not pale. Seems confident and ready like in a go with the flow way. He uses big words. I could imagine him listening to rock but idk exactly. Hes interesting to watch which seems creepy af but he always looks really observant. Hes not unpopular just i would expect people to be all over him and they arent at all. Hes someone that you wish you knew just because he seems so much cooler than everyone else (maybe thats just me cause i think im better than everyone but idk) writes small and seems to try to take the easy way out. Says he likes listening to music but i never see him with headphones in whats up with that. I feel like he's watching me and always find myself in awkward situations when he's around, i think im psyching myself out though. Cades are different.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!

The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
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