Buttface
A wicked fun drinking game. Rules are as follows 1. Materials required: a. one 40 oz. beer per person. (wine bottles may be used as a substitute, but not 12oz. beers. the drink must be in a glass container, and must be the height of a 40oz. bottle.) b. a couple of U.S. quarters. (one is required, but often gets lost, so additional quarters on stand-by speed up gameplay. spare quarters are usually kept underneath savvy players' 40oz. bottles) c. a pair of dark sunglasses (referred to as buttface glasses) or other vision-impairing eyewear (e.g. tinted ski masks or stunna shades etc.) d. three or more players (preferably eight, or however many will fit comfortably around the table.) e. a large table (preferably round, so that every player can reach across, although irregularly shaped tables can also be used. this will be discussed later) f. (optional) loud, upbeat music. 2. Gameplay a. Every player stands around the table and opens their 40oz. b. A player (typically the host) will begin the game by spinning a quarter on the table and then calling out another players name. (this player will be referred to as the spinner). c. The player whose name is called by the spinner will then attempt to clink another player's 40oz. bottle by smacking, hitting or flicking the quarter towards another player. (this player will be referred to as the flicker) d. As soon as the spinner calls the name of the flicker, all players (excluding the flicker) will defend their 40oz. bottle. (i) in defending your 40oz. you must keep one hand on top of the bottle, covering the opening. (ii) your (other) defensive hand must slide up and down on the 40oz. maintaining contact with the bottle. (you cannot reach out into the table-area to smack away the quarter). e. if the flicker successfully clinks another player's 40oz.: (i) then the player whose 40oz. was clinked has become buttface, and must wear the buttface glasses. (ii) position of spinner moves clockwise. (iii) everybody drinks. f. if the flicker did not hit anybody's 40oz. (their target successfully -and legally- defended their 40oz.) then the quarter goes back to the spinner. repeat step d. 3. Anomalies a. "buttface-spinner" if it so happens that the person who becomes spinner has just become buttface, (the player to their right was the spinner on the previous turn) then everybody drinks twice. b. If a spinner spins 7 consecutive turns and none of the flickers are successful in clinking other players 40oz. bottles, the spinner becomes buttface (see 2.e). c. If the player who is buttface (see 2.e) has their 40oz. clinked 7 times in a row (i.e. if they suck at defending their 40oz.) then they are required to take a lap around the block in the nude. d. If a player needs to leave the table for any reason, they must call "out," and leave their 40oz. on the table.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
The custom mug was as described. The packaging was first rate, and the shipping was surprisingly fast.
Brenanaz (love it!)
I impressed and made my best friend laugh when he saw I was drinking out of it. That was worth all the cash in the world
I love this mug , it is the best present I have ever received, it reminds me of what I was snd where I am today. I am praying for my own downfall
Love it! No issues at any part in the process
A gift for my sis who got betrayed by her supposed to be friend. His loss for ever RIH stan
Speedy shipping and as always love the mug especially since I created the word!
My brother is a marathon runner, but he’s British. Instead of drinking water from a bottle like a sane person, he uses this to drink his black tea during runs. Now I can die in peace knowing he’s drinking from a mug with the definition of the word “objectumsexual” for some reason.
Bought this without checking the back for my 12 year old cousin's birthday who adores trains! He's a lil autistic. I thought to 'run a train' meant to work on it and keep it running, much like my cousin is always talking about how he wants to drive a train. I was distraught to hear him turn over the mug on his bday in front of his two very strict puritan parents. My auntie and uncle are threatening to put me on a list now and threatening to sue me for defamation or some shit idk i didnt go to law school cus im not a nerd lols. (unlike them who both went to university) i got a kick ass job as a bouncer for an under 18s club - youd be surprised how big 12 year olds get- but they are just stupid. im worried i might get fired if this leaks.) Thanks a bunch! (sarcasn) - im feeling p down atm, if anyone could cheer me up, my number is 0800 1111, if anyone wants to do whats on the mug LOL (serious). btw, i kept the mug for myself since i found it decently adequate and quite tasteful. /srs
Thanks guys, I knew I was hot but not *that* hot
Great way to wake up and clear your head every morning with the reminder of the day you woke up dumb enough to spend $32.95 for a basic coffee mug
Couldn't wait until the mug got home. Immediately after i bought it i wet myself. I couldn't help it. I got so bored of waiting i ordered 5 more mugs. And then another 5. And then ANOTHER 5. And now i have fucking 60 mugs that say schizophrenia on them. I only intended on gifting this mug to my schizophrenic younger sibling as a last gift before i inevitably must suffocate him with his own pillow. Now with all these mugs and have decided to put one mug on the old couple across the street's doorstep each day until eventually they are convinced that they are schizophrenic and see things that aren't there. Next i will get them to be taken to a mental institute where they will be locked up to live in an all-white facility for the rest of their lives. My hope is that i can do this to all of the neighbors on my street so i can finally get enough space so that i can run my hamster experiments in peace without my neighbors always wonder what the small hamster screams coming from my basement are. Anyways nice mug 8/10.
I dont remember writing "I have dementia" in this cup ? a bit strange... nice cup tho.
I dont even own the mug. I just wanted to write a review about how epic it is>>> fuck you
my kids loved it. delicious and a great snack. would buy again.
it was great 💀
Gave it to my girl, she loved it.
Best mug I have ever had
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
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