Butt Front
Butt Front Noun 1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy. 2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front. Origin Theories: 1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front! A passage read on an anonymous blog: 2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.
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