bUssin

When Christopher Columbeeboy sailed the ocean blue in 1492 he employed the aid of the emotion evoking, awe-inspiring, motivational dictum, "Bussin" to infuse energy into his weather beaten crew. Some say that only because of this term was america discovered and has become the land of the free, it is today. During World War 2, we learn that for a while all was quiet on the western front, but, this actually is a partial fallacy in our historical retelling of the famous day. Over the plains that day could be heard a solemn wisper on the wind with such divine reverence as to peirce the souls of each and every soldier within the scope of its power. The crew that landed on the moon are famously quoted as saying, "Houston, the moon doobee bussin doh." Never before has the nation been so united in the cause of exploration and human excellence than this moment. After the plane hit the towers on that historic day in 2001, the president discouraged any further terroristic violence with his revered and heaven inspired message to the taliban and ISIS, quote, "Yo homies from overseas, That. Was. Not. bUYUUUUUUUUUssin of you." At the reception of this message the taliban and ISIS immediatley surrendered as they heard the President use the ancient deeply emotive adjective. They were so ashamed and utterly emotionally destroyed that they dropped a nuke on themselves to hide their incompetence and "unbussin" nature.