bunkey
1. One of the few remaining species of American Ape left roaming the continent. They frequently exhibit traits similar to the human emotions of Anger, and lust. They thrive entirely on a diet consisting of high protein and bitterness. Never look a bunkey straight in the eyes, just simply curl into the fetal postion and await help. If a bunkey is attempting to fornicate with you, simply hand it a Bass, and it will calm down. Bunkeys are a cross breed between the Polish and German apes of Old Europe, which probably explains their horrible dental structure, and short attemtion span, not to mentionbad posture.
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