Bumsie
A very fat lovable smurf who lives in the enchanted forest of chicken. he gets a goat called declan to lick his asshole while singing opera and playing with jude. He likes to eat dolphin that Dee never fucking brings in for me and won't gimme my euro back :@ He loves to ride nevin the irish lepracawn through the forest of tiddly fi fo fum while singing irish dittys. He needs to cop on and get his freak on with deckers the lovable goat with a peanut butter jelly fettish. Bumsie also sells sea shells.... at discount prices and will run over your dog with his tractor for £50. He will then take photos on his iphone 3g cause it cannot video but hey... the 3gs blows up so you know.... He rapes chickens for fun and enjoys getting covered in oil and getting careson the care bear style ogre to lick it all off. He thinks that chraigy poo likes him but really craig wants bumsie to shove his fist up his own arse. Bumsie loves to fuck his musical instruments and he once nearly got his wee wee stuck in his iphones headphone jack but it was small enough to slip out. Bumsie featured in episode 51 of south park when he was raped by micheal jefferson. He is made up and a product off josh stone/
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Had no idea my name had a definition!!
Bought for an inside joke. Perfect.
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
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