Bumjum Mug
Bumjum (noun): /ˈbʌm·dʒʌm/ A bumjum is a rare and rowdy breed of gnome, famed for their extremely pointy hats, which are sharp enough to double as emergency kebab skewers. Bumjums are notorious for their chaotic lifestyles, often culminating in their inexplicable appearance in nightclub bathrooms, where they can be found drunkenly attempting to barter bottle caps for drinks or aggressively debating the proper way to pronounce “gnocchi.” Though small in stature, bumjums possess an unmatched ability to disrupt any social gathering by spontaneously starting a conga line or challenging larger creatures to arm-wrestling contests. Their hats, which they insist are “fashionable weapons,” have led to many an unfortunate incident involving popped balloons or accidental curtain impalements. Despite their wild antics, bumjums are surprisingly endearing. They can often be heard serenading a urinal with sea shanties or hosting impromptu therapy sessions in bathroom stalls, offering sage advice like, “Life is just one big garden, mate—sometimes you’re the gnome, sometimes you’re the flamingo.”
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
love shoving it up my ass on a daily!!!!!
WOW THIS MUG MATCHES MY NAME I'M DEFINITELY GETTING THIS FOR MY BIRTHDAY
WOW I LOVE THIS SO MUCH IT EVEN MATCHES MY NAME! I'm definitely getting this mug for my birthday!
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.