buffering
The act of fattening prey for the benefit of oneself. Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus-lathered in nut-free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating ones house in avocadoes and additionally, smearing the letter "B" in avocado puree on ones window panes. Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will be inevitably beheaded and immediately served to those who cannot afford the head of a Genus Sus. It is also customary for one to dress up as any Mister Men of ones desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one's extremities.
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