Bubba
The biggest myth since evolution, "Bubba" is what "they" use in scare stories about jail/prison. "They" is referring to the government, particularly law enforcement AKA Gestapo, and judges. Social workers also like to try to scare people with this hoax, although any idiot with an I.Q. of toenail clippings can see just how ludicrous this mythical figure really is. Stereotypically a 7'9, 350 lb, fat and/or musclebound, bald, hairy, white male who claims to be straight, but has a liking of male ass. Said to be extremely common, and has accomplices, known as "Jethro" and "Billy Bob", who are purported to hold a victim down for "Bubba" so he can rape his victim without a struggle. This creature is based on the fact that rapes sometimes occur as punishment for breaking the code of acceptable behavior of convicts. The fact of the matter is, the type of person who would fit the description of a Bubba is extremely rare, as most men never attain the height or weight of the creature. The average man is 5'10", 150 lbs. Larger men do come about, but rarely over 6'2", 190-210 lbs. Another hole in the creature's existence is the fact that a true straight man would not consider homosexual behavior, and gay or bisexual men are put in a separate cell block from genpop. Isolated accounts of encounters with the creature are mostly unverified. Interviews with former inmates also suggest that the creature, if it exists at all, is extremely rare.
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