bryson
bryson, he is a one in a million guy. You will never come across a guy as impossibly perfect as a bryson. he never makes mistakes and keeps everyone around him constantly laughing. he’s a flirt (very big flirt)but when he’s flirting he makes lots of jokes, he loves making everyone laugh it’s his thing. he’s got big, glossy, blue eyes that really pop in the sun but you see all the colors that are actually there. he’s got bright blonde hair but it’s not natural, he’s a natural brunette but wanted different but it looks so great. he’s big on sweets like pie,cookies,brownies and ect but he loves chocolate pie he also loves comedy and action movies and could watch them all day. he’s really passionate about certain things he does like guitar, he wants to learn so bad that he is practicing every night or about the girl he’s with. he’s all about her, no one else matters but her to him. he’s a very kind and funny guy. you’d love to meet him(some would say lucky) he’s a great kisser, there meaningful and slow and they feel so warm. his hugs are warm and cozy so much that you could hold him forever and ever. he’s a very handsome gentleman and every girl looks at him you just know it. he also really loves his cat, his cat makes him smile so big, you could watch him play with his kitty all day long. he’s just someone you’d want to meet, he changes your life for the better !
The Urban Dictionary Mug
I got morb’d
This jar is amazing for vomiting in! i definitely recommend if you have ugly kids!
This cup is cool. I farted on it and my butt tickled
Perfect customized gift- super easy and quick to do and the order arrived in under a week!
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
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