Bryan
A lightskin hispanic dude who tries to and usually fucks every girl or guy he meets. Bryan loves to constantly stare at people and have a creepy smile to go with it. He's fake, ignorant and very selfish; he only cares about/ does things for himself, his family, and his girlfriend but don't do shit for anyone else outside of that circle. He think his dick is gold, it's not; plus he loves to touch other guys in intimate sexual ways i.e. grabbing their sides, lower back, and butt. Pretends to be straight but is really gay or bi but too big of a coward to admit it, he calls other guys cute and kisses at them. Bryans will tell you that they love you but they just want to victimize you for their own sick selfish pleasure and then move on like they ain't did nothing wrong. Bryan have big ass hands that feel hot when they touch/grab you because he's perverse and won't respect your personal space. Bryans don’t care about your feelings and most have mental issues and will talk about you behind your back but won't own up to what he said when called out.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
Good quality ceramic cup! Worth the novelty price!

Perfect gift for my gf
Looks great! Came quick
Gave it to my nerd brother. He used it consume liquid

Love it

Too inappropriate
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
Looks great and quick delivery
very good quality, wasn’t broken or anything and was a good gag gift !

It was a surprise gift for someone and she absolutely loved it!
Imagine not buying one of these. 🤢🗑🤡= non-buyer. Couldn't be me. 😎
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