Bruhism
A cutting-edge political ideology that takes the age-old concept of taxation and douses it with a fresh coat of paint, primarily in the form of 100% taxes on the people. Yes, you heard that right, 100%! Because who needs money when you have the boundless warmth of government bureaucracy to keep you cozy? The guiding principle is that communism didn't go far enough. Why settle for just a significant chunk of your hard-earned income when you can have it all? It's the perfect solution for those who believe that wealth redistribution should be more like wealth vacuuming. In a Bruhist utopia, every pay check you earn will be lovingly whisked away, leaving you with an empty bank account and a sense of profound fulfilment, knowing that your money is off to fund a slew of government projects. These projects may or may not include giant bronze statues of obscure political figures, inefficient state-run lemonade stands, and mandatory ballet lessons for all citizens because, hey, it's never too late to pirouette for the motherland. But wait, there's more! In Bruhism, you'll no longer need to worry about making choices or pursuing your dreams, because the government knows what's best for you. Your job assignment chosen with the precision of a dart hitting a random career board, and your wardrobe will consist exclusively of utilitarian jumpsuits in various shades of gray. After all, why bother with frivolous choices when you can live a life of pure, unadulterated simplicity?
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
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You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
Was quality and delivered quick our friend loved it!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
Arrived speedily and exactly as pictured.
I LOVE GETTING THE FUCKING MUG
The wife absolutely loved it for her birthday
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Can we really send one to Trump? That's where mine is going. Anyone who gets it will see it as a compliment, I'm sure. Love my mug and love that new "urban dictionary" term: Celebritrash. It'll be in the mainstream dictionaries next week.
My friend saw the message on the cup ordered at a mutual friends house. We think it’s hilarious so had to put it on a coffee cup. Funny, great Christmas present. If she can’t use in public she can always use at home for pens and pencils on her desk!
Bought the "Bump Down" mug for my boyfriend, he thought it was the greatest and couldn't believe I'd actually found something with the phrase on it!
Great mug but i can't manage to get it out of my asshole again
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