Brooke Baldwin
A poem. Brooke Baldwin is so hot That I wish to lick her twat Oh it’s juicy flavor Is a taste that I thoroughly savor With each lick comes hints of peach That cause my wiener to leach Oh and how she sucks me off Is only marred by when she has to cough When she talks about the news she has a look so dumb But it only makes me want to cum Her tits so thick Provide amusement for my dick Her ass is truly a bubble But fucking it gets me in trouble Brooke Baldwin is so hot That nothing can turn me off, not even her yellow snot.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com
"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
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