Brooke
Brooke is a caring, kind, loving, funny, speaks her mind, honest (brutally most of the time), loyal AF, selfless, musical, artistic, reliable, smart, hard working, do anything for anybody, kinda chick. She’s your ride or die! Always there until the very end. She’s s a giver in every sense of the word. Guys, you know what I mean 😉 She’s got your back. She’ll fight for what’s right. She fight tooth and nail for the people she loves. Do NOT hurt someone she loves! She’s a protector. She doesn’t put up with bullshit or lies. She’ll forgive, but not forget. She’s been hurt, A LOT, and has very strong walls surrounding her feelings and her heart. She doesn’t trust easily. She can be stubborn. If you cross her, she will tear you apart, but she does it with her words. Not the name calling kind. The kind that are factual and make you feel like the smallest person alive and then she will cut you out of her life. She will forgive you for it, but still walk away from you. She is very sarcastic and will call anyone out on anything. If you’re lucky enough to call her your friend, don’t lose her! If you’re lucky enough to break down her walls and be in a relationship with her, don’t let her go, because when she’s done, she’s done.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
Best mug i have ever purchased! Subscribe
I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
up ya bum
Fast shipment Better than expected!
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