bromigo

A close group of laid-back "bro's" which can be characterized by their metro sexual appearance, and love for DMB, Jack Johnson, John Mayer (etc), and the willingness to just “chill” -can also be referred to as a "Bro" How to spot a Bromigo: -Gelled/straightened/styled hair. -At least one article of Polo/Lacoste/Hollister/Abercrombie/Burberry/Banana Republic/brand name clothing. Which is so efficiently put together; from the shoes which match the shorts/pants, to the perfectly tucked in shirt which each bro has their own technique to (wrap around, back out-front in, left side slanted, right side tucked, etc.). Which always must be accompanied with a belt and/or a fitted hat, with an UNBENT bill. -Notable use of Axe body spray, or cologne -The season trends of Burks, moccasins, and upsiders. -Jeans that have a few perfectly placed holes, but not too many. -Always having a girlfriend, or beeing "attached" to at least one girl. Normal personal quirks: -The complements toward another 'bro's' appearance which may, or may not, seem gay. -Always jumping on the opportunity to take off their shirts, to show off how much time they really do spend in the gym -Frequent ass slaps, high fives, mounting, hugs, and dry humping. which are totally normal. -Using the most powerful 4 words in their dictionary which will always get a laugh: "that's what she said" -along with many other attributes which can only be noted once you encounter a "Bromigo"