Brittney
A Brittney is a beautiful exotic girl. She is a tiny girl with a loud laugh that you grow to love. She always appears so happy and high on life. Guys fall for her without her knowing. Brittney is someone who finds the good in all things. She is kind hearted and will talk to anyone who will listen. Looking into her piercing brown eyes will make you fall in love instantly, and her smile will hold you down for a lifetime. Sex with her feels so much more than physical or mental, it feels spiritual. She's a deity, a muse, the one you look to when you need inspiration. Don't mistake her confidence for snobbiness, she just knows who she is without any doubt and won't let others tell her any different. Just sit back and watch her strut because she's a boss. Brittney's are strong Women who are unfuckwithable, they turn lemons into chocolate cake and leave basic bitches wondering how they did it. People can think she's too much, but usually it's because they have no confidence around Brittney. She's magic, highly emotionally intelligent and is always herself. Brittney's are obsessed with making others feel good in their own skin, if you stick with a Brittney she'll brainwash you into thinking you can do anything. If you ever meet her, never let her go. She is the best thing that could ever walk into your life. She's that woman, the one you stay with or regret you were never with.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
I love the costume coffee mug. What can you say that's bad about it. It's your choice after all. It's the best mug and I love it😍😍😍😍❤️❤️❤️❤️
these mugs are amazing. I can't
My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
good mug but why does it sometimes say creepy things to me kinda sus ngl
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Fast shipment Better than expected!
Customer service was very responsive and helpful
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