Brian
Brian is likely the best guy you'll ever meet. As in "I thought I knew what a great guy was, and then I met Brian." Smart, witty and funny, a Brian is the kind of person you need to make your life a better place. Kinder than any person you'll ever meet, a Brian will sacrifice his own needs to help others. A Brian is also incredibly handsome. Think about the most handsome person you know...now multiply that by 10. That's a Brian. A Brian is the kind of guy you feel like you've known forever even if you've just met him. A Brian is warm and inviting and will quickly earn your trust. He's honest and loyal and will give you the shirt off of his back or a pair of socks when you forget yours. A Brian always has a ton of friends but only the luckiest girls get to be in an intimate, personal relationship with a Brian and they immediately know that something is different than any other guy they've ever dated. As sweet and kind and charming as Brian is, he is also an animal in the bedroom. The best lover you've ever had, a Brian will leave your legs shaking and the rest of your body quivering. Brian has moves that you didn't even know existed. Inventor of the multiple orgasm. Brian is the kind of guy that after you are with him you want to call up previous lovers and tell them that they had no idea what they were doing in bed. A Brian is every girls dream. Other men want to be him. A Brian is simply amazing in every way. Period. There's nothing better than a Brian.
The Urban Dictionary Mug

Too inappropriate
Item came at appropriate time in good condition.
epic
Got exactly what I wanted. Very happy with my mug.
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
i am literally shitting literal bricks please help my asshole is on fire
Looked great, came earlier than expected, and in perfect condition!
It came faster than I thought it would and it looks great!
Ur momgay Very cool it is. mmmmmh very much I like.
Every Aspect of my Order (as First-Time customer) was actually very good, nice. .I ordered a white drinking mug with a Red background with text. would recommend this Site again.
so cool! u can make sarcastic stuff too. i put: sarcasm: being an absolute asshole
Like the mug for my daughter, but didn’t notice that I had color choices when checking out. The yellow was pre-set so I got that color. Would much rather have selected a different color.
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
The description of a person by their names is the realest I’ve ever come across
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
I love my mug! 💘

the photo is all you need to know.
It’s pretty damn cool
It was a really good hoe mug!!!!!
Exactly what I was hoping for! Great product
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