Breault Code
/brō kōd/ Not to be confused with bro code, the breault code, until now, has been the unwritten set of discourtesies performed by that one guy in your group who cannot be trusted with your girlfriend: 1. Never be loyal to your friends unless it benefits you; YOU are your #1 breault 2. Hoes before bros. Never forget this 3. The best poon is plundered poon 4. If your buddy has a girlfriend you are interested in or have jerked off to a photo of, start casually hitting on her immediately to plant the seed that you want to plant your seed 5. Always keep things cool with your buddy, while making sure to slowly turn up the heat with his girl 6. Whenever you are out with your buddy and his girl, always flex on him by buying as many rounds as possible for him and his girl 7. You don’t fuck with your buddy’s girl, unless he is out of town for at least 24 hours or is asleep, at which time your buddy has waived all rights to his girl and she is considered a forfeiture. If this opportunity presents itself, jettison the friendship with your buddy and make your move; she’s yours now 8. Once you've taken your buddy's girl to Pound Town, don't tell your buddy but feel free to tell his friends. He won't find out 9. If you see your buddy out and he asks any questions, deny everything and ghost 10. Win. High-five, breault
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Got it for Cole M. girlfriend. Slowest sex of my life.
Fucking awesome. Bought this while drunk and don't regret it.
Cole M. gifted one for me on my birthday. I will never forget that day. 10/10
I didn’t get one yet but if I did it would also be for Cole M.’s girlfriend, we would have amazing sex
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
The price is a little bit expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
The price was a little expensive, but the gift arrived as ordered. Thanks!
Great mug got one for my highschool crush
I was very pleased with the mug and I was thrilled that I could purchase a customized item that perfectly suited the person I was gifting. The only issue I had was that it didn't have the quote from the tv show the word came from as that was pictured on the mug prior to purchase.
Came out just as described! Had the full definition. Very pleased!
Perfect gift As a joke I gave one to my mate but I costumised it. It said tom drunk 24/7 ugly and got lovely hair. The lovely hair part was a joke coz he don’t have any. It was his favourite gift he got for his birthday and he drinks his beer out of it 😂
Great mug…. Got one for Cole M.’s girlfriend.
I ordered a customized mug for my gf and everything came out well. There were no autocorrect mistakes and the mug was unscratched. Would shop here again
Also got one for Cole M.'s girlfriend, even faster sex.
Istgd imma force my mum to buy this idek hw i find out but this shit looks fucking fire
Perfect coffee cup for a hockey fan. Great conversation starter.
Perfect gift! My husband loved it. So funny and clever!
Great mug… got one for my girlfriend… instant sex
As always, these are well made mugs that stand up to most anything. And they make perfect gifts (in this case for dirty-minded members of a wedding party). I’m extremely pleased.
Is a great mug that I purchased as a gag gift for a coworker. You know the one who also as interesting words/phrases that only urban dictionary can explain. Great as a coffee mug and better as conversation piece!
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