Breaking Dawn
An insult to literature; the absolute worst book of the Twilight Saga Summary: -Bella (18 year old human) and Edward (108 year old vampire) get married. -Bella and Edward have vampire sex and Bella ends up with bruises and feathers all over her body (Edward bit a pillow) -Her eggo gets preggo (major plot hole- Edward is a vampire so his sperm is dead) with a demon child that sucks her blood and breaks her ribs, pelvis, and spine from the inside of her uterus. -Edward gives Bella a C-section with his teeth. -They name the baby RENESMEE. poor kid. gonna get beat up in the school yard. :/ -Bella becomes a vampire and they have sex a bunch of times. -Volturi want to kill Renesmee -For 200 pgs, they fret and worry about how they're all gonna die -They convince the Volturi Renesmee isn't a threat. That's right, no fight scene or anything. -They live happily ever after. Even the title of the last chapter is titled "Happily Ever After" I recommend this book to: airheads, morons, anyone who wants to spoon their eyes out
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Bought the mug, Holds up like a charm!! I was "Botello'd" by my wife so I think its fitting
Bought the mug. Holds up like a charm. I got "Botello'd" by my wife. Makes me feel nice.
Just as described. A fun line of products. Have already ordered others. Thanks!
You should get the penis mug. It's pretty elite - Elongated Muskrat
Loved how fast this arrived! Fun blast from the past... Dana Hills Dolphins!
It shows exactly what I want!!
its an alright mug. its moderate. mid. not the best. not the worst. pretty normal. if it was the weather it would be 50 degrees F. something so unexperiencing and experiencing at the same time. if it was on a number line, it would be in the center. i rate it a 5/10.
I can't believe my name became a meme. I love this mug.
Got a Fratz at home Love this mug. Fratz means kinda perky darling in my language, and since my darling loves to fratz when I'm around (that's indeed often) this is THE perfect gift for her.
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I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Jana loves her mug. Drinks from it everyday and counites to inspire her. Thank you so much for this gift
Best mug ever!
this is actually a good mug
Computerly good
It's excellent for memers from NSBHS who would like to have a good laugh every morning.
It was a gift for my brother. He absolutely loves it
Very easy to order and mug was made and delivered promptly. Looks great.
Coffee cup was easy to order. It was made and delivered promptly. It looks terrific.
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