Braxton
Braxton is perfect in every way. His looks, personality, his words, his style, his smarts, every single thing. You would be extremely lucky to have someone like him in your life. As family, a friend, and especially a lover. Which I have that place! I couldn't ask for anyone better than him. There's not one thing I would change. He's so handsome, his brown hair, his blue green eyes, his cute nose, and more. He has the most outgoing carefree attitude and behavior. He comes off as confident and spantaneous. He's amazing, and fun. He's easy to befriend and fall in love with. He has a charming way with words. His words of affirmation will have you blushing and uplift you. He has a good taste in style, music, games, and people. (Aka me! nah jk) He may be younger than you, and you may underestimate him, but he is very smart. Street smart, and book smart. Which is very impressive. He's also very skillful, and knows what to do in situations. He also has a wild, freaky side, which he is good at. He is very passionate for what he loves and cares about. His words of affirmation really get to you, in a good way ofcourse. You'll always find yourself missing him and enjoying his company. You'll never forget the specific compliments or things he'd say. It would be such a shame to let go of someone like him. He's perfect. And I'm so lucky to be his, to call him mine, to spoil him, to love him, and be there for him. And same way for him to me. I love him. He's perfect.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Smaller than I expected for the price.
i use my mug for sperm donation
10/10, great for taking a massive shit in. Overflows if its more than 2 pounds, but its part of the fun, right?
Needed one to gift to my colleague in pests exptermination department, takes care of my bug pretty well. Damn well of a bugger, if I would, ol' chap. 😌
My nan bought this mug, took one sip and died on the spot. absolute joke.
it was day my mug had just arived i went to the door and grabed the box i closed the door AND BAM thge mug flew at me knockingme to the grouynd when on the ground the mug unzipped my pant a flew up my ass 10/10 loved it would buy
I love pooping in this mug, great experince. But if you do more than 1 pound as I do, search for a bigger one
i love men and cups so this cup was perfect for me
Amazing mug, really high quality, I love it!
fantastic, personal gift to share with anyone!
The mug arrived very packed and on time. I love how well crafted the coffee mug is. I plan on ordering other merch from URBAN Dictionary soon. Thanks.
It morbed its way into my anus, a bit weird, but otherwise happy with my purchase
After watching that anal jar video, I felt inspired. That's when I found this mug.
FUCK YEAAAAAAAA! MUUUUGZ WOOOOOO
Happy with my purchase
amazing I will buy this. it will be my child. I WILL BE KING OF THE 0w0
I loved this mug! when i drink out of it it always has a horrible stench and honestly i dont mind because i love smelling it. my boyfriend thinks i should throw it away because he says "its has lead poisoning" but i cant get rid of it. when my mom died i bought her a mug that said "deceased" because i thought it would brighten the moment when i open presents at her funeral (it worked). but if your looking for something to buy, you should really get one of these mugs. they are cute, nerdy, and remind me of my dead mother!
Yay. I got a mug... And it has the most accurate definition of my name ever lmfao. The quality is great and it's totally worth the price. For me, at least :)
The accuracy is real! My husband and I have 3 daughters. Our last name is Staats, in UD was spot on! Unbelievable! I got it to my husband just in time for Father's Day! Lol!
love it sm, gives a clear understanding of the word every sip thankyou
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