Brantford

Brantford is a fun city in Ontario that resides outside of the GTA. Murder, assault, theft, drug use, and tape are all activities that the locals love to do here! They especially take pride in their murder rate as they often get to compete with Thunder Bay for who claims the top spot in Canada each year as a friendly competition! The citizens here also love minorities as shown by their extremely high hate crime rate! Their women are also quite fun! If you’re lonely and in need of a friend, pay the ones standing on the corners to hop in your stolen car and hangout with you for an hour! Oh, I almost forgot, they city has fireworks displays every night, just listen and you’ll here it anywhere you are! I can never seem to find them when I look up though……