Brantford

A city in Ontario, which is Canada’s equivalent of Detroit. Everyone is poor, white, and have criminal records. The ones that don’t have a record just haven’t been caught yet - and they won’t because the police force is corrupt, lazy, and underfunded. You will see an equal amount of cigarette butts and bullet casings on the ground. There is no “nice” part of the city. Don’t bother owning anything here, it will get stolen. You could get away with murder here, and most people do. Want to live here? Go for it! It’s cheap unlike anywhere else, but you only get two living options: the projects or the ghetto. There’s a reason Gretzky left! If you come to Brantford and don’t hear gunshots and sirens, congratulations! You just became a part of history!