Brandy
A complicated, strong & rare creature. Truly fascinating & defines intensity in every way. They have intoxicating beauty & entrancing minds that'll drive you to more; despite getting bit! Places they're found: - Anywhere shiny, expensive, or cue is - Curbstomping that b*tch who wronged her - Chasing random cute dogs so she can pet If spotted, don't be fooled by 'innocent' nature of walking alone. Be protected during eye contact, you'll get a judging look that cuts to your core. If "the smile" is received, you can approach w/ some safety -Hiphop should be played to distract Made it past 1st encounter w/ dignity & health in-tact? You're on a journey w/ a woman who is the most demanding, amazing, frustrating, loving, stubborn, adorable variety of all! Love & passion never die as a partner & they are always at 110%. A fantastic friend, lover, mother, & accomplice. Survive the judgements & hang-trums, & you have someone who'll be loyally yours to the end (or until you're kicked to curb). Tips for bringing a Brandy into your life: - They ALL suffer from a terrible disease known as EDL (Excessive Drama Leakage) so there are always little drama puddles nearby. Drama sacs are invisible so a petite Brandy seems like minimal space req'd but the sacs auto-expand to at least 85% of the avail. area. - Love can be bought w/ home BBQ - Food ends ANY argument - If dogs or videos & pictures of dogs, or any other "Awww" animal content is near, you DO NOT have her attention
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Customer Reviews
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It's perfect!! Thank you!
Loved the mug! It really suits me, my co-workers love it.
I Really enjoyed to color options and the mug is made of very good material and i will be buy much more in the near future these mugs are the absolute best
Good quality, not cheesy.
Awesome purchase, I can't wait to show off my "Progressively Straight" mug at Starbucks.
Mug was delivered undamaged just as ordered.
10/10 Looks exactly like the preview. Shipping was fast.
It was a gift for my sister, who wrote it. She loved it and so did I!
Arrived quickly, nicely packaged, exactly as expected, a good quality mug. Thank you!
Always shipped in proper package and timely
My son wanted this mug. I highly recommend ordering from this site. Easy to order, pay, and track. Mug arrived without issue and is perfect!
Was a gift and arrived on time. Just as advertised. Lots of fun.
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The mug exceeded my expectations. Really excellent quality and build
Arrived carefully packaged
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Great present for a retiring colleague with custom saying she's known for!
Cute, well-made mug! Exactly like the photo. I can't wait to give this as a gift this Christmas!
Mug looks great and everything is spelled correctly.
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