Brandon Bitchie
That guy in your circle (or prior circle, perhaps you've cut ties now) that seems cool until you hang out for more than a month. Initially an average bro/friend/chum. He likes video games, internet humor, skating, music, pretty much anything you like. However, after enough time his true personality peeks out. And you're introduced to the Brandon Bitchie's catchphrase, "cbf." Which also stands for "Can't be fucked." (but of course, he cbf to type can't be fucked) He cbf to play a game to completion, he cbf to contribute to the internet, he cbf to skate in temperatures over 90 degress, and he cbf to buy music. At the end of everything, he simply cbf. He's got better things to do. What are these better things? No one really knows. What we DO know, is that the Brandon Bitchie likes to, well, bitch. Bitches that it's too hot, too cold, he's hungry, he's thirsty, he's bored, he's tired, he's NOT tired, he's got a headache, his socks are too soft. A Brandon Bitchie will spam you with "cbf" and "X is too Y" until all you want to do is delete him from your facebook page or MSN contacts - something you should get on...
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Item came on time as promised
Came within a week and it's exactly what I ordered, my friend will love it!
Sus cup I bought the sus mug for the sus king Daequan
Good quality, packaging shipped well, arrived quickly.
My mug came in broken but Urban Dictionary replaced it at no extra charge!
Excellent mug excellent service
this is the best for coffee and hot coco especially if you make the hot coco in it then pour it on your significant other and do body shots 😋🥱
I can pass away peacefully. This mug is everything I’ve ever needed and more. Fat thank you, Urban Dictionary. <3
I was really excited to receive this mug and when it did come it was perfect quality. My only complaint is that the color I choose was green teal but it came in yellow.
As always, easy to order and not-too-long of a wait for the finished product to arrive. It’s well-printed, and very sturdy. A great gag present for wedding party members.
The mug , color and saying are perfect! PMEO is what I say at work everyday. It has become a favorite saying for my coworkers when things go haywire!
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
Awesome mugs! My GF laughed her ass off, lol!!!
t-this mug changed my life. At first i was a loner but then i bought this mug and i became HIM. I thank this mug everyday for its blessings
Cute, good quality, *****!
Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
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