Brandon
Someone with an above average wang size. Brandon is the most selfish piece of shit in the universe because of the way he treats girls. He throws them around like garbage and feels nothing because he has a rotting piece of celery where his heart should be. Brandon wants to stick his dick in everything, girls, cows, you name it, and he spends more time judging other people than he does working to better his own life. Watch out for a Brandon. If you meet one he will want to "pipe" you, your mom, your sister, and probably even your catholic dad and then dip out faster than he cums.
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