Brad
A wonderfully energetic man who will love you till the end. He may have had demons in the past and is new to this world so he will make mistakes, not unlike any other man that's broken your heart. He will fight for a woman and not give up, even if she's moved on...temporarily. He is completely loyal once he realizes that he's in love and will shower his woman with gifts and attention. He loves to make his woman smile and doing everything and anything to bring her joy. He admits to his mistakes, learns from them, and will devote all of his attention and energy in making up for them. He is the best communicator and can open his heart and find words to express what's inside. When you compare other men to him, they just don't measure up. Other men come in close second...but will never have the courage to make a woman feel completely loved without judgement, like he can. He makes you feel safe and secure in the world. There is no room for doubt when his words & actions align (unlike others); the sign of a true man. He is 80% there and with some patience, love and understanding, he will be 100% in no time. The type of man that you marry and have a wonderful life with due to all of his above-mentioned attributes. This one never gives up on his woman is completely worthy of her because he knows what he wants and isn't afraid to fight for it.
The Urban Dictionary Mug
i love the schizophrenia mug its amazing
This cute mug reminded me of a quote from an obscure biography I found quite by accident in a tiny hole-in-the-wall 2nd hand shop in Portland, ME in 1987: 'The Life and Times of Lazarus of Bethany'. Quote: " We are all walking wounded held together by the scars of our forbearance and the charity of our sisters and brothers." Truer words have never been said.
Love it . Its me down to a T
unlike most mug customization, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Bravo!
i liked that the mug had my name on it and a funny definition, i will definitely buy some for my friends(with their names of course).
I bought it as sort of a gag gift for my son and his new girlfriend and they loved it
I haven't even bought it, it smells nice
nice quality, vivid image
What's funny is the saying that everyone searched for is the one that popped up on the cup. So all the weird gross sayings that people are commenting on are completely out of context to everyone seeing their comment.
I would buy a morbillion of these mugs.

Coffee is good with a banana (minus the Shimflins!)
It was a good gift
AMAZING MUG. Love a good tutti cup in the morning
Great product The mug is of very good quality. Highly recommended!
Guys do i buy a sex mug?
its beautiful. I use this mug every morbing to watch my favorite movie morbius!
EVERY mug I have ordered online through Urban Dictionary has exceeded my expectations! Each (5) is of a very high quality: Clear/Clean printing (ink, color, sharpness, clarity), and Outstanding craftsmanship ("feels" good to hold, and you can tell it "ain't made cheap"). Your company should be proud, indeed.
love it
one tha best mugs i have
My balls are so wet now that I have bought this item. The nut in my butt is boiling
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