Boros
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Boros… king, my supreme goat. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your flawless innumerable wins demonstrating your might. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to see you go. You had a rough time on your planet, but you never gave up training. You are even amazing off the battlefield, you're a great leader, sometimes I even call you daddy. I forever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day stop fighting. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and fulfilled my life over the years. I remember when I first saw someone scale you to multi continental, and it's like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I found your first upscale, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to get the respect you deserved. Then allas, your agenda started spreading, and finally many people put respect on your name. When I first saw your billions of times ftl scale I started crying tears of joy. I love you my glorious king, Boros. 🥰❤️🫶🏽
The Urban Dictionary Mug
Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Love it! It is my favorite mug. Easy to hold because of its shape and weight. Now my go-to mug.
My wife is truly beautiful and this cup was perfect for her.
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Exactly as expected!
My order was delivered very quickly and was high quality. Glad to add it to my mug shelf.
God is still alive. The existence of this mug shows there is still faith that god is dead and is listening to us. God Bless,
Gay Label Adore this. Ordered for my husband, with the second definition on the back, about the gay filmmaker. Makes a nice discussion starter.
Top notch shipping and exactly what I hoped!!
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I love it, but of course the definition Ichose for “Unicorn” is too long and gets cut off after “someone is remarkably attractive.” Is there any way to purchase a second mug that has the rest of the quote on it? They’d make a great set as a present. Please let me know. David Tillinghast dtilling480@gmail.com

"Turtle on my name". A tribute to the 50 odd years of misheard lyrics.
My friend couldn’t stop laughing when I gave it to him!
I got mugged A man mugged me and then said I had da big gaye
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My Power Bottom Queen loves her eggplant colored mug and I let her celebrate her title whenever she so chooses
I use black hobby paint & small brush to add recipient’s name to back of mug (which I requested be left blank - thank you!). This is a terrific gift for hard-to-buy-for slightly warped friends! BG
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